i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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