Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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