I bet he comes in French.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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