hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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