I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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