Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
BRING THE BAGELS
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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