turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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