how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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