I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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