David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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