Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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