The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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