Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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