Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
