took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Randomize
