So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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