This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
