As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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