my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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