You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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