coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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