We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
my poor anus
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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