Where is the hickey?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
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