My first STD was from a foam party
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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