dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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