I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
birth control should be required to get into college
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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