When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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