Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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