It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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