Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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