Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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