She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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