That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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