margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
