Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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