Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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