brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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