hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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