I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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