I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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