Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Do vagina's smell?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
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