I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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