Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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