Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
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