North Korea, Best Korea!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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