Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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