I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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