I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize
