I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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