Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
