I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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