if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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