you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I believe in your delicious
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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