you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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