...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Come share oat with me in your robe
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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